Occupy Staten Island
Saturday October 22, 2011 – 10:00 a.m.
Gateway Park, Great Kills, Staten Island
Hylan Boulevard and Buffalo St.
Casual Attire – Feel free to walk, run, jog, roller blade, roller skate, bike, etc.
**Bring a sign to support the cause. Or don’t.
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The Official Occupy Chapman Cocktail Party
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Wednesday, November 23 at 10:00pm – November 25 at 1:00am
Chapman Cocktail Party Constitution
We are the .08%
We believe that the truth shall set us free.
The path to these truth is ridden with broken bottles and empty cans.
From your lips to societies ears we came for one thing, more beers
Our discourse and actions may offend and affront but we mean no harm
As we fight for our fellow citizens to make a change for the better.
Our message is clear we demand a night of debauchery.
We must hold those accountable for a good time.
It is the inalienable right of every Chapman and Chapwoman.
Article 1.1: Diversity: We demand a multitude of beverage selections. Not just within the realm of beer but all across the board of alcohol. We will accept anything from tequila to sake. Red or white. Black and tan.
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Article 1.2: Gender Equality: If all men are quantified as equals the should have a force that is equal and opposite in women. Our purest of demands comes straight down to numbers as we want equality for the enjoyment of all.
“Woman once made equal to man becomes his superior”
Article 1.3: Economics: We give unto each other as we wish to be provided with happiness. Our merriment is dependent on spirits. The spirits are dependent on the availability which in turn is decided by our united wealth. Our united wealth can make or break us whereas one man can neither make or break us. Together we stand in our efforts to continue our pursuit of happiness.
“Teach a parrot the terms ‘supply and demand’ and you’ve got an economist”
Article 1.4: Health Care Reform: We are a peaceful movement as we are self sustaining. If illness falls it is the duty of the ailing to maintain one’s dignity and strength. If aid is needed discretion is a must. But save illness if any person is harmed in a manner not of their own doing we shall proceed united to banish those responsible in order to maintain our more perfect union.
“The new three musketeers movie looks awful”
Article 1.5: Eminent Domain: We reserve the right to seize personal effects, including souls, dignity, and inhibitions, without monetary compensation. Said seizure will be reverse upon the morning after when clarity has returned. Said seizure will also allow third parties to ascertain comedic value of anything said or done regarding the loss of sanity.
“Your soul is mine!”
Article 2.1: Jello: There is always room for it.
Article 2.2: Time Travel: Where Chapman is, we don’t need roads.
Article 2.3: Dinosaurs: In honor of Muldoon.
Article 2.4: Becky Sherman: We took her to prom… we don’t like her.
Article 2.5: The fifth: If you don’t remember, it didn’t happen.
Also see: The Vegas rule, of Jack
Article 3.0: Murica: Fuck yea